The Jimbo's World Guestbook

Jimbo's World

I know what you're thinking - you're looking at all these little blurbs, neatly separated, each with a name and a homepage URL and a (hopefully) witty comment, and you're thinking "uh-oh... this looks suspiciously like a guestbook." Hey, got it in one, genius! But as long as you're here, why not go ahead and sign it? Because some retarded spammer actually took the time to write a bot to spam this thing over 1,000 times in the space of ten minutes, so I disabled new signatures. Thanks anyway.

entry 274 : 11 January 2000 - 06:26:36

name:	Philbin	posting from:
homepage:		ip:	24.4.252.233

Just for the record-- I only did the one little bogus wanna-be-comedian pathetic-little-excuse-for-an-attempted-joke forged guestbook entry here. I'm not in the habit of doing that.... it's amazing the shit you think might be somewhat humorous when you've not been asleep in a few days. Just wanted to make sure that noone thinks I am the Guestbook Ass-Pirate. ;>

entry 272 : 10 January 2000 - 10:10:14

name:	The GENUINE Jimbo	posting from:	Philbin's patio, holding an aluminum bat
homepage:	Jimbo's World	ip:	165.247.209.141

Hey Phil, are you sure you want to go there...?

entry 269 : 02 January 2000 - 20:27:58

name:	Philbin	posting from:
homepage:		ip:	24.4.252.233

NIN frontman Reznor joining the Backdoor Boyz?? Christ-- maybe the doom 'n gloom-sayers were right about the end of the world. Shoot me.. shoot me now.

entry 268 : 30 December 99 - 17:18:30

name:	Megan	posting from:	under a giant pile of snow
homepage:	The New Quarter Homepage	ip:	208.34.217.32

Okay, okay! I'm updating already!! Sheesh. Also, that picture down there that our buddy Tom so graciously left us is making me physically sick. I just ate a damn Hot Pocket, and that thing's about to splatter all over my keyboard. How nasty.

entry 267 : 30 December 99 - 14:10:51

name:	Jimbo	posting from:	right here
homepage:	Jimbo's World	ip:	165.247.195.184

Actually, Chuck, that's not quite the way Tom posted it... the table structure is the same, but originally it said "I just wanted to say hi" and "I hope you like my site" and the pic behind the "Come visit Times New Roman right here" text was some sort of faux LSD flashback apparently executed in Microsoft Paint. It also had some extremely broken HTML that caused it to take up an entire page of the guestbook, even at 1280x1024. The abomination you see linking to him down there now is simply my response to having my guestbook spammed.

entry 266 : 30 December 99 - 13:14:37

name:	Philbin	posting from:
homepage:		ip:	24.4.252.233

Tom-- You little fuck-- I WISH you'd try and fuck with me. I've already got 4 hackers on my box I am about to NAIL to the fucking wall, by their testicles. Comeon, fucker-- make it a 5th! And-- FYI-- I ENJOY sitting at my box for hours on end nailing sorry bastards like yourself-- just ask the good Prof! I'm working on nailing a couple internal IP's of a well-known ISP for hacking.. I have absolutely no problems nailing your sorry ass.. I'll polish you off like a donut. Why? Cuz I'm tenacious.. tenacious like a pit bull. Bring it on, beotch! [and yes-- I am having a bad day ;> ]

entry 265 : 30 December 99 - 12:10:39

name:	Sweetchuck	posting from:
homepage:	http://members.tripod.com/~Sweet_Chuck/index.html	ip:	216.164.190.7

This page is absolotely hilarious. good job man. Come to think of it, that post by Tom, while utterly horrifying, is rather funny on some sort of odd twisted gay way.

entry 264 : 30 December 99 - 10:06:51

name:	Professor Unimpressed	posting from:	your sister's bedroom
homepage:	The Ask Professor Stoner Column	ip:	165.247.207.161

You little dingus, doesn't the phrase "dynamic IP" mean anything to you?

entry 263 : 30 December 99 - 07:15:33

name:	TOm	posting from:
homepage:		ip:	195.147.236.94

well well well very good of u but be expectin a nice little nuke coming your way cause i got all u silly fukers ip addresses so u have been warned mmmwwhhhaaa

entry 262 : 30 December 99 - 00:25:37

name:	Philbin	posting from:
homepage:		ip:	24.4.252.233

Oh you think THAT is bad? I went to his page.. admittedly a few times. Lowered my standards and all that, but hell-- you have to GO there to fuck with him, yano? Anyway-- I've been seriously whaling on his inanity and pointing out the fact that he stole the code form another website [I've seen it before, over the years]. What a surprise to find- he's deleted all of my entries AND any other entry that doesn't kiss his ass except for the ones made today. The sad point is- the fucker's gotten about 140 hits since the first time I went there-- yesterday!

entry 261 : 29 December 99 - 21:21:56

name:	Steph	posting from:	wherever
homepage:	Neurotica	ip:	152.163.204.209

Oh Shit.......That has got to be the funniest thing I've seen today. That Tom Warren is truly an asshole. I know I already e-mailed you this stuff but I thought to myself....W.T. F, I'll go ahead and sign the g-book, too.Anyways, I ventured to his page last night, thus breaking a pact I had made with myself to never ever under any circumstances lower myself to do that and lo and behold......the page is useless. It's really freaking stupid, it has no content at all......just a series of wooden looking buttons and some type of an eyeball looking thing floating about the page. That's it. Not a good site to visit. By the way, the big clusterfuck of an image he put in my g-book all of the sudden doesn't work anymore. HE, he. Love, Steph

name:	Jimb0	posting from:
homepage:		ip:	24.4.252.233

Hey Kelly! 8)

name:	Kelly	posting from:
homepage:	Xanax	ip:	209.138.149.49

Hey Jimbo!

name:	Steve	posting from:
homepage:		ip:	198.81.225.16

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh shit Jimbo...that's too funny!