The Jimbo's World Guestbook

Jimbo's World

I know what you're thinking - you're looking at all these little blurbs, neatly separated, each with a name and a homepage URL and a (hopefully) witty comment, and you're thinking "uh-oh... this looks suspiciously like a guestbook." Hey, got it in one, genius! But as long as you're here, why not go ahead and sign it? Because some retarded spammer actually took the time to write a bot to spam this thing over 1,000 times in the space of ten minutes, so I disabled new signatures. Thanks anyway.

entry 304 : 14 February 2000 - 00:53:04

name:	PinheadX	posting from:	Houston, TX Motherfucker!
homepage:	Metrobug	ip:	24.28.108.206

Well, shit. I don't care if you put nekid hootchie genitalia on your site or not. I don't give a fuck about scat porn, I don't give two fucks about any of that stupid shit. All I give a shit about at this site is reading something that makes me smile, from someone who thinks alot like I do. We love you too, Jimbo! Don't worry about the stupid shit. We were here before all that shit was here, and we'll be here after it's all gone. Keep up the great work, and keep the (lack of) faith.

entry 303 : 12 February 2000 - 10:25:27

name:	Theresa	posting from:
homepage:		ip:	216.79.218.123

What a joy to read such meaningful words. Having spent some time in your directories, I was beginning to wonder. Thanks, JiMBo.

entry 302 : 11 February 2000 - 23:20:56

name:	Megan	posting from:	Ohio
homepage:	The New Quarter Homepage	ip:	208.34.217.87

I swear to God, man, I just got a little tear in my eye reading that. I half-heartedly clicked on the link to your page at That Cracker's Crazy (for some reason, I always go to her links page and go to everywhere else from there), hoping against hope that there'd be an update today. I waited for "Not really an update" to appear on my screen...but it DIDN'T! Instead, I got this beautiful piece of work. Thanks for the update, man.

entry 301 : 11 February 2000 - 01:19:07

name:	Kelly	posting from:	FL
homepage:	Xanax	ip:	209.138.52.67

Where are you?? I miss Jimbo.

entry 300 : 10 February 2000 - 06:48:36

name:	Andrea	posting from:	Seattle!
homepage:	F R I E N D L Y	ip:	128.95.133.215

Every few days, I decide to check in to see if there could be an update, but no... no... no.... no more. How sad. And each time, I wonder a little harder about what Jimbo's gonna sit down and explain to us... how worrisome.

entry 299 : 05 February 2000 - 23:48:06

name:	Philbin	posting from:
homepage:		ip:	24.4.252.233

Questions that go floating through my mind... Will my hairline continue to recede, only to make a valiant last stand in my nostrils?... What the hell am I supposed to say when a pregnant woman asks if she looks fat?... and why DO women always ask you "are you going to wear THAT" as you're heading out the door.. But most of all.. will Jim EVER friggin' UPDATE again?!? I need my fix of wisdom from the good Proff! 8)

entry 298 : 04 February 2000 - 18:13:34

name:	Megan	posting from:	your toilet
homepage:	The New Quarter Homepage	ip:	208.34.217.147

Jimbo, dahling, you simply must update. It's just becoming such an awful strain on me, coming here and finding the place unchanged. Surely you understand, dahling? Shit, I thought I was bad for not having updated in so long. Throw us a bone, man!

entry 297 : 04 February 2000 - 01:26:58

name:	PinheadX	posting from:	H-Town
homepage:	MetroBUG	ip:	24.28.108.206

Chalupa? Surely you mean cholito...

entry 296 : 02 February 2000 - 20:56:33

name:	BaldGhoti	posting from:	Gainesville, FL
homepage:	baldghoti.com	ip:	209.149.50.194

fnord? I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my FOREHEAD WITH THE NUMBER 666 WRITTEN ON IT. Oh, sorry. What I meant to say was "update, dude". Yeah.

entry 295 : 01 February 2000 - 00:45:08

name:	Philbin	posting from:
homepage:		ip:	24.4.252.233

BAHHH!! Damnit already-- you've got us all strung up like the goddamn catch of the day.... WHAT the hell is the big secret?!?!?!? Don't make me bring booze into the picture......

entry 294 : 31 January 2000 - 18:48:06

name:	Joshua the Mighty	posting from:	Natalie's cooch
homepage:	WritingZ.com	ip:	209.116.144.29

Okay Jimbo... where's this big update we're all waiting for?

entry 293 : 31 January 2000 - 15:51:03

name:	BaldGhoti	posting from:	Gainesville, FL
homepage:	baldghoti.com	ip:	209.149.50.194

Pene translates to "penis". It's the formal term. Pinga, pingon, or chalupa is a more slang term, such as "cock" or "dick", or "one-eyed trouser snake".

entry 292 : 30 January 2000 - 16:55:28

name:	Jimbo	posting from:	home, thank god
homepage:	Jimbo's World	ip:	165.247.212.193

Hm? I admit, my Spanish is certainly not the most fluent out there, but don't you mean "grande pingon?" (and no, I don't have a picture of it, sorry.)

entry 291 : 28 January 2000 - 02:48:34

name:	m&m	posting from:	sittingdowninachairthatisonthefloorofmyhouse,whichsitsonahillinBUM FUCKEDEYGPT
homepage:	Mystical Journeys	ip:	208.18.100.199

JIMBO, U HAVE A KICK ASS SITE! NOW EAT ME. ?E TIENES GRANDE PENE CON FOTO,if so emailme

entry 290 : 25 January 2000 - 21:31:58

name:	April	posting from:	Alaska
homepage:	bleh	ip:	208.161.169.27

Happy birthday Jimbo!!