The Jimbo's World Guestbook

Jimbo's World

I know what you're thinking - you're looking at all these little blurbs, neatly separated, each with a name and a homepage URL and a (hopefully) witty comment, and you're thinking "uh-oh... this looks suspiciously like a guestbook." Hey, got it in one, genius! But as long as you're here, why not go ahead and sign it? Because some retarded spammer actually took the time to write a bot to spam this thing over 1,000 times in the space of ten minutes, so I disabled new signatures. Thanks anyway.

entry 349 : 19 April 2000 - 09:08:26

name:	Andrea	posting from:	Seattle
homepage:	friendly	ip:	128.95.133.215

Really, you are a beautiful and unique snowflake.... some of those other Jimbos (Jimbo's?) out there just cracked me up, though. That first one-- "Am I not fine? Oh, and one more thing, ladies, im available. " Whoo hoo! And then in the annoying little scrollbar thingy where he says to "feal free to send me an email." Priceless. What else was there... the eyeball one tripped me out. I think that's it. So I do like your site, as frightening as it can be sometimes. I made the mistake of clicking on the epsample thing, and promptly started gagging. Ew. What a learning experience.

entry 348 : 19 April 2000 - 01:12:14

name:	Dom	posting from:	Ontario-Canada
homepage:		ip:	209.216.151.33

Hey the Kermit thing is coo. And your page is coo. But I am to fried to type anything you will understand.

entry 347 : 18 April 2000 - 21:13:44

name:	shag	posting from:	http://evilnet.simplecraft.com
homepage:	http://evilnet.simplecraft.com	ip:	24.2.62.39

only thing this page is missing is a link to ours :P but other than that it's good http://evilnet.simplecraft.com

entry 346 : 18 April 2000 - 21:04:51

name:	jess and becca	posting from:
homepage:		ip:	198.59.168.161

will you marry us? polygamy is legal in some areas.

entry 345 : 17 April 2000 - 18:47:38

name:	Kewan	posting from:	Austin fucking Texas
homepage:		ip:	205.188.199.181

I found out about your site through a E-mail. The Pervert Kermit. Very Funny

entry 344 : 17 April 2000 - 13:17:35

name:	Jimbo	posting from:	Pasadena
homepage:	Jimbo's World	ip:	165.247.193.199

Nice to see SOME fucking body signed my guestbook, even if it was to tell me to do something I already did. I'd have signed yours, except you don't have one... incidentally, I like the title "Humankind Is Without Flaw", particularly given how ironic it looks next to stories like "Shower." Which I also liked, except dammit, I wanted it to GO somewhere at the end. Oh well...

entry 343 : 17 April 2000 - 12:44:13

name:	Keith M.	posting from:
homepage:	The 7th Pillar	ip:	142.166.198.61

I'm gonna use the new banner on my links page (once I get it set up), so you can STOP FUCKING CHANGING IT! Cool? Cool.

entry 342 : 04 April 2000 - 22:39:44

name:	Rainee the Magnificent	posting from:	The moon, Alice!
homepage:	Cat Herding	ip:	152.204.116.164

Well, since you mentioned me on the front page, I feel obligated to sign your book now. Nifty stuff, man. ^.^ My picture was a bit more extreme, however... I think I did that HTML right. I hope so anyway.

entry 341 : 04 April 2000 - 01:10:08

name:	steph	posting from:	Ohio
homepage:		ip:	205.188.192.52

Number one.......was that two WOMEN or something???????????? After looking at that I feel like freaking Olive Oyl for God's sake. WTF????? Number two..........was that really someone's DICK????? Tell me it wasn't, please tell me it wasn't. Very disturbing. Man , I know I'm from Ohio and everything , which gives me a little bit of an excuse for my outright show of ignorance but, hell, WHO WOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT SHIT????? I'm going to pour myself a large glass of wine and try to forget that I ever saw those things. DAMN !!!!

entry 340 : 03 April 2000 - 20:09:12

name:	Philbin	posting from:
homepage:		ip:	24.4.252.233

I don't know which is worse.. the "optional third door entry is OK", or the Xacto bit... What'd that guy think he was doing, practicing for his butcher's exam? "Now Johnny.. show me how you butterfly a Filet Mignon..."

entry 339 : 03 April 2000 - 20:09:12

name:	Philbin	posting from:
homepage:		ip:	24.4.252.233

I don't know which is worse.. the "optional third door entry is OK", or the Xacto bit... What'd that guy think he was doing, practicing for his butcher's exam? "Now Johnny.. show me how you butterfly a Filet Mignon..."

entry 338 : 31 March 2000 - 04:32:12

name:	The Friendly Fascist	posting from:	Cyberspace
homepage:	The Basement Internet Show	ip:	24.140.5.25

Very well done site. I'll be coming back.

entry 337 : 29 March 2000 - 18:58:42

name:	Steph	posting from:	Ohio
homepage:	sucks	ip:	152.163.206.178

kermit engaging in hedonistic sex with a tiny baby seal................that's some funny shit. I can't stop laughing.........................and .....it ......hurts...............heh, heh, heh

entry 336 : 25 March 2000 - 21:46:32

name:	Rand al'Tuna	posting from:	Charleston <- out of the Styx!
homepage:	forget Kermit... get some real pr0n	ip:	38.14.118.6

I think I've got a ms. Piggy stuffed animal around here somewhere... and, uh, it was my ~~bath toy~~ brother's, not mine. Yeah, that's it. It's good to see the old Jimbo back and updating again.

entry 335 : 24 March 2000 - 20:45:09

name:	Jason	posting from:	Home
homepage:	*:( Randomosity- Down for now. So PM at the moment**	ip:	171.226.159.219

JIMBO'S BACK! HE'S BACK! YEAHAHAHAHDJASKDSLKJLAILKJBFLJBEVGLWKNBDWMNFBASLFIEFEB!