| Let me tell you about myself in the thrid person: A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away...wait, wrong planet. A long time ago, on a distant planet there lived a young girl named Amorfati. Amorfati love to play with blocks. She also loved to sing. Sometimes she would sing and play with blocks, because she was an inventive sort of girl. One day a huge spider landed on her favorite blue block. Amorfati had never seen a spider before, so she picked it up. She looked at it, counted it's eight long thin legs, and promptly ate it, for she was also a hungry sort of girl. Suddenly, there was a thunderous boom from the sky. Amorfati looked up, and she saw the greatest thing ever! But then she forgot what it was. So, she went on building with her blocks. A few years later, after she hit puberty and had experienced the joy of PMS, Amorfati came to dislike everybody. If someone asked her a question, she would spit on them. If someone complemented her clothes, she would bite them. If someone said, "Gee, Amorfati, you are the most beautiful girl in the whole universe!" she would grab an AK-47 and shoot them until there was no recognizable pieces left. On the whole, she was a VERY unpleasant person. One day, after getting out of prison for Zsa Zsa-ing a cop, she happened upon a magical bottle of water. The bottle of water told her, that if she drank it's contents, she would become the most hated person in the universe. She figured, since she was already hated by most of the universe because of an unfortunate incident with a goat and 800 tons of explosives, she might as well drink the water. Well, drinking the water angered the god of water, so he banished Amorfati to the Land Of The Unamiable Farts. There Amorfati lived until she had conquered The Land Of The Unamiable Farts. The god of Farts decided the only way to teach Amorfati her lesson was to give her a planet to rule. Well, that backfired. Amorfati was assinged the planet Geoterra, she has complete control. She makes everyone else do her work for her. Sounds like fun, huh? P.S. your site rocks...and AOL sucks.
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