You know on toasters, how it has the engraved arrows that point to one particular slot and say "One slice"? Well, HOW does the toaster know which slot you put the bread in (cause you can't trick it. It figures out in a few seconds that you only put ONE slice of bread in AND that you put it in the wrong slot)? AND why does it matter in the first place which slot you put the bread in? Is it possible to find an answer to this all-important question, or is it simply one of those things only the wonderous "makers of toasters" can be privy to?

Ok thats my question- back to spiffiness. The charmin bear does suck, lightsabers rule (i bought one for my daughter just so i could play with it. It makes these cool lightsaber noises when you hit shit with it and it even goes "wohmnp" every other hit) that motivational stuff is all good. i could go for believeing in stuff like that myself. Your mastery of all that ummm technical computer shit just amazes me, mostly cause i dont understand any of it. You and other folk start going off on writingz and i cant even read that shit. It would be like reading yiddish. But that can of Jedi whoopass does look strangely familiar for some reason- like ive seen it in a dream or something. One more question though, why the Hitler-like mustache? Are you incognito or something? very suspicious.